..................,............................ ................................ "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley - LSD and UNIX. We dont believe this to be a coincidence." ~ Jeremy S. Anderson
..................................................... "Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month." ~ Wernher Von Braun (1912-1977)
...................................................."I have talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year." ~ The editor in charge of business books, Prentice Hall, 1957
..................................."There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home." ~ Kenneth H. Olson, President, DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977
...................................................."If the automobile was a computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside." ~ Robert Cringely, InfoWorld
..............................................."It is crucial to be sober for an exam. Many street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing careers have been founded on a lack of understanding of this fact." - Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures
...................................................."The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office." ~ Robert Frost 1874-1963
..........................................."It is no trick to make a lot of money if all you want is to make a lot of money." ~ Citizen Charles Foster Kane
.................................................."The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon." ~ Jerry Olson ...................................